Funny Bones In Action

Funny Bones In Action

some of the most funniest things in my life

Scene 1 : Ana was trying to get her contacts out.mind you,it's her first time wearing them,so we all had to bear with her say "OMG,takut nya.aku pakai benda ni je 1 jam tau takk" "weii,canne nk keluarkan lagi satuu?"

Me : Ana,dpt tkkeluarkan?
Ana : tkboleehh,takutnyaa
Me : meh la afqh tolong *gets up,goes to Ana* Ana jgn pejam mata tau
Ana : ha,kk
Me : *baru nk pegang mata Ana*
Ana : *terkentut*
Me : *terdiam*
Ana : ok,Ana baru kentut,tapi whatever la,takut sgt ni.Affiiqahhh.canne nk keluarkann?
Me : HAHAHAHAHA

Scene 2 : Atin's recent bbq.we were all playing bunga api.there was a pelita right next to a plant and Jaa being surprisingly stupid and blur,accidently puts one of the plants to flame.

Eleena : "Jaa,api Jaa.api!"
Jaa : looks down,stares at it
Me and Sha : *in our minds "omg,api.nnt mesti spread smpai rumah terbakar and we'll be running for our lives.cool gak"* just stood there,looking at the fire
Asiyah : "omg,atin!API API!"
Jaa : looking around."sapa sapa boleh kasi aku suratkhabar?" stares back at the fire
Me : stares at the fire *nak buat apa eh?*
Everyone behind us : "API!API API!"
Me : "eh,tarik la hose kat blkg tu"
Syakir,Odeng and Bob : walks to Jaa "Ja!Api!"
Odeng : "Jaa!haa!selipar selipar!"
Jaa : looks down and turns around "suratkhabar mana?suratkhabar?"
Me : *apa Jaa bodoh sgt?nnt terbakar la suratkhabar tu -.-'* walks over to Jaa
Jaa : "air?ha!air.aku ada air!" takes out a bottle of mineral water from her bag.
Odeng : ketuk api pakai selipar

Me : "HAHAHA,APA HAL KAU BODOH SGT DO?"
Jaa : "tak,aku nmpk api tu.tp aku tktau nk buat apa.aku nk pijak,tp aku takut kaki aku terbakar"
Me : "HAHAHAHA,then asal kau mintak suratkhabar?"
Jaa : "aku nk ketuk la api tu!"
Me : "api tu tkde la kecik do -.-' nnt terbakar la suratkhabar!"
Jaa : "wei,aku tktau do.Eleena pun sama.dia yg first jerit kat aku 'Jaa api Jaa api!' tapi,lepas dia dah jerit dia duduk balik and pandang je"

hahaha,omg,korang kne tngk muka Jaa waktu dia pandang je api tu and mintak suratkhabar!sumpah lawak gila

Scene 3 : my mum always has this funny addiction to telling me and my little sister some funny made up bed time stories.

Mama : Once upon a time,there was a mother and her 2 daughters.the little one looks like a chinese,the elder one looks like a malay and the mother looks like a princess
Me : ya Allah *gesture puke
Mama : and the elder daughter vomits cause she's jealous her mother looks like a princess
Me : eeeii,mama.tolong aa